Minnie the Moocher

Hey folks here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher,
she was a low down hoochie coocher,
she was the roughest, toughest frail,
but Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.

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She messed around with a bloke named Smokie.
She loved him thoughhe was Cokey,
he took her down to Chinatown
and he showed her how to kick the gong around.

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Whoah
Whoah
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She had a dream about the King of Sweden,
he gave her things that she was needin',
he gave her a home built of gold and steel,
a diamond car with apalat'num wheels.

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He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses,
eache meal she ate was a dozen courses,
had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes,
set around and counted them all a million times.

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Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min.